TOP 5 REASONS NOT TO CELEBRATE THANKSGIVING!!!
5)You will make yourself sick from eating too much food... unless you are anorexic in which case the food is just taunting you.
4)You actually have to be thankful for something.
3)It marks the end of the non-christmas season.
2)You have to deal with all of those relatives.
and finally
1)You actually read this message.








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"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away." -Hitch
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"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away." -Hitch
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"Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away." -Hitch
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"Adventure is out there!"
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